/* slop.css — handcrafted, unminified, unoptimized, unapologetic */

@font-face { font-family: "Rubik Wet Paint"; src: url(fonts/rubik-wet-paint.woff2) format("woff2"); font-display: swap; }
@font-face { font-family: "Comic Neue"; font-weight: 400; src: url(fonts/comic-neue-400.woff2) format("woff2"); font-display: swap; }
@font-face { font-family: "Comic Neue"; font-weight: 700; src: url(fonts/comic-neue-700.woff2) format("woff2"); font-display: swap; }

:root {
  --slime: #7bd43a;
  --slime-dark: #3f8f1a;
  --pink: #ff5fa2;
  --mustard: #f5c400;
  --paper: #fbf3dc;
  --ink: #2a2118;
  --brown: #8a5a2b;
  --card: #fffdf3;
  --shadow: #2a2118;
  color-scheme: light;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }
html, body { overflow-x: clip; }
body {
  margin: 0;
  padding-bottom: 110px; /* room for the slop pool */
  background-color: var(--paper);
  background-image:
    radial-gradient(circle at 20% 30%, rgba(123, 212, 58, .12) 0 60px, transparent 61px),
    radial-gradient(circle at 80% 70%, rgba(255, 95, 162, .10) 0 90px, transparent 91px),
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 27px, rgba(80, 140, 220, .18) 27px 28px);
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 18px/1.5 "Comic Neue", "Comic Sans MS", "Chalkboard SE", cursive;
  cursor: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='32' height='32'%3E%3Ctext y='26' font-size='26'%3E%F0%9F%A5%84%3C/text%3E%3C/svg%3E") 6 6, auto;
}
.hidden { position: absolute !important; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; clip: rect(0 0 0 0); }

#slime {
  position: fixed; inset: 0;
  width: 100vw; height: 100vh;
  pointer-events: none;
  z-index: 50;
}

/* ---------- marquee ---------- */
.marquee {
  position: relative; z-index: 60;
  margin-top: 26px; /* the slime ceiling lives above */
  background: var(--mustard);
  border-block: 3px dashed var(--ink);
  overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap;
  font-weight: 700; letter-spacing: .05em;
  transform: rotate(-.6deg);
}
.marquee-inner { display: inline-flex; animation: marquee 38s linear infinite; }
.marquee-inner span { padding: 4px 0; }
@keyframes marquee { to { transform: translateX(-50%); } }

/* ---------- controls ---------- */
.controls {
  position: fixed; right: 12px; top: 74px; z-index: 70;
  display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 4px;
  background: #fff58a; padding: 8px 10px 10px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 4px 5px 0 var(--shadow);
  font-size: 14px;
}
.controls button { font-size: 14px; padding: 2px 8px; }

/* ---------- hero ---------- */
.hero { text-align: center; padding: 24px 16px 8px; position: relative; z-index: 2; }
.title {
  margin: 0; line-height: .9;
  font: 400 clamp(52px, 14vw, 190px)/.95 "Rubik Wet Paint", "Comic Neue", cursive;
  white-space: nowrap;
  color: var(--slime);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 4px var(--ink);
  paint-order: stroke fill;
  text-shadow: 6px 8px 0 var(--pink), 12px 14px 0 rgba(42, 33, 24, .35);
  user-select: none;
}
.title span { display: inline-block; animation: wobble 2.6s ease-in-out infinite; transform-origin: 50% 90%; }
.title span:nth-child(1) { animation-delay: -.3s; rotate: -8deg; }
.title span:nth-child(2) { animation-delay: -1.1s; rotate: 5deg; translate: 0 .05em; color: #92e650; }
.title span:nth-child(3) { animation-delay: -.7s; rotate: -3deg; translate: 0 -.04em; }
.title span:nth-child(4) { animation-delay: -1.9s; rotate: 11deg; translate: 0 .08em; color: #6cc22b; }
.title span:nth-child(5) { animation-delay: -.5s; rotate: -6deg; translate: 0 -.03em; color: #92e650; }
.title span:nth-child(6) { animation-delay: -1.5s; rotate: 9deg; translate: 0 .06em; }
.title span:nth-child(7) { animation-delay: -2.3s; rotate: -4deg; color: #6cc22b; }
.title span:nth-child(8) { animation-delay: -.9s; rotate: 13deg; translate: 0 .07em; }
@keyframes wobble {
  0%, 100% { transform: scale(1, 1) skewX(0); }
  30% { transform: scale(1.06, .92) skewX(-4deg); }
  60% { transform: scale(.95, 1.07) skewX(3deg); }
}
.tagline { font-size: clamp(18px, 4vw, 26px); margin: 12px auto 4px; font-weight: 700; }
.tagline s { opacity: .6; }
.sticker {
  display: inline-block; background: var(--pink); color: #fff; padding: 0 8px;
  border-radius: 40% 60% 55% 45%; rotate: 12deg; font-size: .8em;
  animation: blink 1s steps(2, start) infinite;
}
@keyframes blink { to { visibility: hidden; } }
.subtag { margin: 0 auto; max-width: 34em; opacity: .8; }
code { background: rgba(123, 212, 58, .25); padding: 0 4px; border-radius: 4px; font-size: .9em; }

/* ---------- decorative junk ---------- */
.note {
  position: absolute; z-index: 3;
  background: #fff58a; padding: 10px 14px; width: 150px;
  box-shadow: 3px 4px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, .25);
  font-weight: 700; font-size: 17px; line-height: 1.25;
}
.note::before { content: ""; position: absolute; top: -10px; left: 45%; width: 46px; height: 18px; background: rgba(255, 255, 255, .55); rotate: -4deg; }
.note-1 { top: 330px; left: 3vw; rotate: -9deg; }
.note-2 { top: 1180px; right: 2vw; rotate: 7deg; background: #ffb3d4; }
.stain { position: absolute; z-index: 1; pointer-events: none; border-radius: 50%; }
.stain-1 { /* coffee ring */
  top: 620px; left: 62%; width: 170px; height: 160px;
  border: 9px solid rgba(120, 72, 30, .18); border-left-width: 4px; border-bottom-width: 13px;
}
.stain-2 { /* ketchup */
  top: 1500px; left: 8%; width: 120px; height: 90px;
  background: radial-gradient(circle at 40% 40%, rgba(200, 30, 30, .35), rgba(200, 30, 30, .15) 60%, transparent 70%);
  border-radius: 40% 60% 70% 30% / 50% 40% 60% 50%;
}

/* ---------- cards ---------- */
main {
  position: relative; z-index: 2;
  max-width: 820px;
  margin: 28px auto 0;
  padding: 0 16px;
  translate: 2.5% 0; /* not quite centered. on purpose. probably. */
}
.card {
  position: relative;
  background: var(--card);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 14px 26px 10px 30px / 22px 12px 28px 14px;
  box-shadow: 7px 9px 0 var(--shadow);
  padding: 18px 22px 22px;
  margin: 38px 0;
  rotate: var(--tilt, 0deg);
  translate: var(--nudge, 0) 0;
}
.card h2 {
  margin: 0 0 6px;
  font-size: clamp(24px, 5vw, 34px);
  line-height: 1.1;
  filter: url(#wobble);
}
.small { font-size: 15px; opacity: .85; }

button {
  font: inherit; font-weight: 700; color: var(--ink);
  background: #fff; border: 2px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 10px 4px 12px 5px;
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--shadow);
  padding: 6px 14px; cursor: inherit;
  transition: translate .05s, box-shadow .05s;
}
button:hover { background: #f1ffe6; rotate: -1deg; }
button:active { translate: 3px 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 0 var(--shadow); }
button:focus-visible, input:focus-visible, textarea:focus-visible { outline: 3px dashed var(--pink); outline-offset: 3px; }
button.big {
  font-size: 22px; padding: 10px 20px;
  background: var(--slime); border-width: 3px; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--shadow);
}
button.big:hover { background: #92e650; }
button.big:active { translate: 5px 5px; }

/* ---------- slop-o-matic ---------- */
.som-controls { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 8px 14px; margin: 10px 0; }
.som-controls input { flex: 1 1 200px; accent-color: var(--pink); }
#intensity-warn { color: #c0003c; font-weight: 700; margin-left: 6px; }
.som-out {
  min-height: 150px;
  background: #1d2b12; color: #b8ff7a;
  font: 17px/1.55 ui-monospace, "Cascadia Mono", Menlo, Consolas, "DejaVu Sans Mono", "Liberation Mono", "Courier New", monospace;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 6px 16px 8px 12px;
  padding: 14px 16px; white-space: pre-wrap; overflow-wrap: anywhere;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 30px rgba(123, 212, 58, .25);
}
.som-out .ph { opacity: .55; }
.som-out .caret { display: inline-block; width: .6em; height: 1.1em; vertical-align: -.15em; background: #b8ff7a; animation: blink .8s steps(2, start) infinite; }
.som-out b { color: #fff; }
.som-buttons { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 12px; margin-top: 14px; align-items: center; }
.intensity-11 .som-out { animation: shake .15s infinite; }
@keyframes shake { 50% { translate: 1px -1px; } }

/* ---------- pig ---------- */
.pen {
  position: relative; height: 230px; margin: 14px 0 8px;
  background: linear-gradient(#cdeeff 0 62%, #a46b3a 62% 100%);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 12px 22px 8px 18px;
  overflow: hidden;
}
.pen::after { /* mud puddles */
  content: ""; position: absolute; left: 6%; bottom: 10px; width: 30%; height: 22px;
  background: #7a4a22; border-radius: 50%;
  box-shadow: 340px -6px 0 -4px #7a4a22;
}
.gerald {
  position: absolute; left: 50%; bottom: 46px;
  font-size: 88px; line-height: 1;
  transform-origin: 50% 100%;
  translate: -50% 0;
  scale: var(--fat, 1);
  transition: scale .3s cubic-bezier(.5, 2.2, .5, 1);
  user-select: none;
  z-index: 2;
}
.gerald.chomp { animation: chomp .35s ease-in-out 2; }
@keyframes chomp { 50% { transform: rotate(-8deg) translateY(4px); } }
.gerald.boom { animation: boom .4s ease-in forwards; }
@keyframes boom { 60% { transform: scale(1.4); filter: hue-rotate(-30deg) saturate(3); } 100% { transform: scale(0); opacity: 0; } }
.gerald.respawn { animation: respawn .6s cubic-bezier(.5, 2, .5, 1); }
@keyframes respawn { from { transform: translateY(-200px) scale(.5); } }
.trough {
  position: absolute; left: 50%; bottom: 14px; width: 220px; height: 40px; translate: -50% 0;
  background: #6b4320; border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 0 0 30px 30px;
  overflow: hidden; z-index: 3;
}
.trough-slop {
  position: absolute; left: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; height: var(--slop, 15%);
  background: var(--slime); border-radius: 40% 50% 0 0 / 14px 10px 0 0;
  transition: height .4s;
}
.bubble {
  position: absolute; left: calc(50% + 50px); top: 18px; z-index: 4;
  background: #fff; border: 2px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 18px 18px 18px 2px;
  padding: 4px 12px; font-weight: 700; max-width: 46%;
}
.meter { height: 16px; border: 2px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 10px; background: #fff; overflow: hidden; }
.meter-fill { height: 100%; width: 0; background: repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, var(--pink) 0 10px, #ff8fc0 10px 20px); transition: width .3s; }
.pig-row { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 8px 20px; margin-top: 14px; }
.pig-row .stats { margin: 0; }

/* ---------- under construction ---------- */
.construction {
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg, var(--mustard) 0 18px, var(--ink) 18px 36px) top / 100% 14px no-repeat,
    repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg, var(--mustard) 0 18px, var(--ink) 18px 36px) bottom / 100% 14px no-repeat,
    var(--card);
  padding-block: 30px;
}
.progress { display: inline-block; width: 120px; height: 14px; border: 2px solid var(--ink); vertical-align: middle; background: #fff; }
.progress span { display: block; width: 3%; height: 100%; background: var(--slime); }
.todo { list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 6px 0 0; }
.todo input { accent-color: var(--slime-dark); }

/* ---------- guestbook ---------- */
#gb-form { display: grid; grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) auto; gap: 8px; margin: 10px 0 4px; }
#gb-form input, #gb-form textarea {
  font: inherit; border: 2px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 6px 12px 5px 10px; padding: 6px 10px; background: #fff; color: var(--ink);
  min-width: 0;
}
#gb-form input { grid-column: 1 / -1; max-width: 260px; }
#gb-form textarea { resize: vertical; }
.entries { list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 10px 0 0; }
.entries li { border-top: 2px dotted rgba(42, 33, 24, .35); padding: 8px 0; overflow-wrap: anywhere; }
.entries li b { color: #b5005b; }
.entries li .when { font-size: 13px; opacity: .6; margin-left: 6px; }
.entries li.mine { background: rgba(123, 212, 58, .15); }
.entries li.fresh { animation: fresh 1.2s ease-out; }
@keyframes fresh { from { background: rgba(255, 95, 162, .45); } }
.entries li.archive-h { text-align: center; font-weight: 700; opacity: .7; border-top-style: dashed; padding-top: 14px; }
.entries li.archived { opacity: .75; }
.entries li.status { opacity: .7; font-style: italic; }
#gb-more { margin-top: 6px; }
#gb-form .hp { position: absolute; left: -9999px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; }

/* ---------- the slop arcade ---------- */
.arcade-sign {
  text-align: center; margin: 54px auto 0;
  rotate: var(--tilt, 0deg);
}
.arcade-sign span {
  display: inline-block; padding: 6px 18px;
  font: 400 clamp(26px, 6.5vw, 46px)/1.1 "Rubik Wet Paint", "Comic Neue", cursive;
  color: var(--mustard); background: var(--ink);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 1px #000;
  border: 4px double var(--pink); border-radius: 12px 26px 10px 20px;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px var(--ink), 6px 8px 0 4px var(--pink);
  text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(245, 196, 0, .8);
  animation: neon 3.7s steps(1) infinite;
}
.arcade-sign small { display: block; margin-top: 14px; font-size: 15px; opacity: .75; }
@keyframes neon { 0%, 7%, 9%, 61%, 63%, 100% { opacity: 1; } 8%, 62% { opacity: .35; } }
.game-row { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 8px 20px; margin-top: 14px; }
.game-row .stats { margin: 0; }

/* canvas games share a frame */
canvas.arena {
  display: block; width: 100%; aspect-ratio: 600 / 340; margin: 12px 0 4px; /* JS narrows it on phones */
  border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 10px 20px 8px 16px;
  background: #cdeeff; touch-action: manipulation; user-select: none;
}
canvas.arena.playing { touch-action: none; }
canvas.arena:focus-visible { outline: 3px dashed var(--pink); outline-offset: 3px; }

/* whack-a-gerald */
.yard {
  display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr); gap: 6px 14px;
  margin: 12px 0 4px; padding: 16px 14px 10px;
  background: linear-gradient(#9ad86a, #79b84a);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 18px 10px 22px 12px;
}
.hole {
  position: relative; height: clamp(74px, 17vw, 108px); padding: 0; overflow: hidden;
  background: none; border: 0; box-shadow: none; border-radius: 0 0 46% 46% / 0 0 26% 26%;
}
.hole:hover { background: none; rotate: none; }
.hole:active { translate: none; }
.hole::before, .hole::after { content: ""; position: absolute; border-radius: 50%; }
.hole::before { left: 8%; right: 8%; bottom: 8%; height: 34%; background: #2e1a08; box-shadow: inset 0 6px 10px #000; }
.hole::after { /* the front lip of the hole: critters rise from behind it */
  left: 2%; right: 2%; bottom: -14%; height: 36%; z-index: 2;
  background: #8a5a2b; border-top: 3px solid var(--ink);
}
.critter {
  position: absolute; left: 50%; bottom: 14%; z-index: 1;
  font-size: clamp(38px, 9.5vw, 62px); line-height: 1;
  translate: -50% 115%; transition: translate .11s ease-out;
  pointer-events: none;
}
.hole.up .critter { translate: -50% 0; }
.hole.gold .critter { filter: sepia(1) saturate(5) hue-rotate(5deg) drop-shadow(0 0 6px #ffd700); }
.hole.bonked .critter { animation: bonk .25s ease-in forwards; }
@keyframes bonk { 30% { scale: 1.25 .7; } 100% { scale: 1.1 .2; translate: -50% 80%; } }
.hole.oops { animation: shake .1s 4; }
.yard.playing .hole { cursor: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='40' height='40'%3E%3Ctext y='32' font-size='32'%3E%F0%9F%94%A8%3C/text%3E%3C/svg%3E") 8 8, pointer; }

/* slop memory */
.memory { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(4, 1fr); gap: 10px; max-width: 470px; margin: 14px auto 4px; }
.mcard { position: relative; aspect-ratio: 1; padding: 0; background: none; border: 0; box-shadow: none; perspective: 500px; }
.mcard:hover { background: none; }
.mcard:active { translate: none; }
.mcard > span {
  position: absolute; inset: 0; display: grid; place-items: center;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 10px 4px 12px 5px; box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--shadow);
  backface-visibility: hidden; transition: rotate .3s;
}
.mcard .back {
  background:
    radial-gradient(circle at 30% 0, var(--slime-dark) 0 9px, transparent 10px),
    radial-gradient(circle at 70% 0, var(--slime-dark) 0 6px, transparent 7px),
    var(--slime);
  font: 400 clamp(24px, 6vw, 38px)/1 "Rubik Wet Paint", "Comic Neue", cursive; color: var(--ink);
}
.mcard .face { background: #fff; font-size: clamp(28px, 8vw, 50px); rotate: y 180deg; }
.mcard.up .back { rotate: y -180deg; }
.mcard.up .face { rotate: y 0deg; }
.mcard.matched .face { background: #e3ffc9; animation: matched .5s; }
@keyframes matched { 40% { scale: 1.12; rotate: -6deg; } }

/* ---------- counter ---------- */
.counter-card { text-align: center; }
.counter-card p { margin: 4px 0; }
.counter {
  display: inline-block; font: 700 clamp(30px, 8vw, 48px)/1 ui-monospace, Menlo, Consolas, "DejaVu Sans Mono", "Courier New", monospace;
  letter-spacing: .15em; background: #000; color: #ff3b3b; padding: 6px 4px 6px 12px;
  border: 4px ridge #999; text-shadow: 0 0 8px #ff3b3b; user-select: none;
}

/* ---------- footer ---------- */
footer { position: relative; z-index: 2; text-align: center; padding: 10px 16px 30px; }
.badges { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 8px; margin-bottom: 16px; }
.badge {
  width: 88px; height: 31px; display: inline-flex; flex-direction: column; justify-content: center;
  font: 9px/1.05 Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; border: 1px solid #000; text-align: center; overflow: hidden;
}
.badge b { font-size: 10px; }
.b1 { background: var(--slime); }
.b2 { background: #000; color: #0f0; }
.b3 { background: linear-gradient(#5ec3f2, #1f7fbf); color: #fff; }
.b4 { background: #fff; color: #0a7d00; outline: 2px solid #0a7d00; outline-offset: -4px; }
.b5 { background: linear-gradient(90deg, #f0f, #ff0, #0ff); }
.b6 { background: #ffb3d4; }
.b7 { background: #fc6d26; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; }
.webring { font-weight: 700; }
.oss-avatar { float: right; width: 96px; height: 96px; margin: -4px 0 8px 14px; border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 50%; box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--shadow); rotate: 8deg; }
.oss-links { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 10px 18px; font-weight: 700; }
.oss-btn {
  display: inline-block; color: var(--ink); text-decoration: none;
  background: #fc6d26; border: 3px solid var(--ink); border-radius: 12px 5px 14px 6px;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--shadow); padding: 8px 16px; font-size: 20px;
}
.oss-btn:hover { background: #ff8a4f; rotate: -1deg; }
.oss-btn:active { translate: 4px 4px; box-shadow: 0 0 0 var(--shadow); }
a { color: #b5005b; text-decoration-style: wavy; text-underline-offset: 3px; }
.konami-hint { opacity: .35; font-size: 13px; }

/* ---------- toast ---------- */
.toast {
  position: fixed; left: 50%; bottom: 120px; z-index: 80;
  translate: -50% 0; rotate: -2deg;
  background: var(--ink); color: #b8ff7a; font-weight: 700; font-size: 20px;
  padding: 8px 18px; border-radius: 30px 12px 26px 14px;
  opacity: 0; pointer-events: none; transition: opacity .25s, scale .25s; scale: .8;
  width: max-content; max-width: calc(100vw - 32px); text-align: center;
}
.toast.show { opacity: 1; scale: 1; }

/* ---------- MAXIMUM SLOP (konami) ---------- */
.max-slop main .card { animation: maxslop 1.4s ease-in-out infinite alternate; }
.max-slop main .card:nth-child(2n) { animation-direction: alternate-reverse; }
.max-slop .title { filter: hue-rotate(0); animation: hue 2s linear infinite; }
.max-slop body, .max-slop { background-color: #e6ffd0; }
@keyframes maxslop { from { rotate: -3deg; } to { rotate: 3deg; translate: 0 6px; } }
@keyframes hue { to { filter: hue-rotate(360deg); } }

/* ---------- small screens ---------- */
@media (max-width: 700px) {
  body { font-size: 17px; }
  main { translate: 1.5% 0; }
  .note, .stain { display: none; }
  .controls { top: auto; bottom: 14px; right: 8px; flex-direction: row; flex-wrap: wrap; padding: 6px; max-width: calc(100vw - 16px); }
  .controls b { display: none; }
  .card { padding: 16px 16px 20px; box-shadow: 5px 6px 0 var(--shadow); }
  .pen::after { box-shadow: 220px -6px 0 -4px #7a4a22; }
  .toast { bottom: 150px; font-size: 16px; }
  .controls button { font-size: 13px; padding: 2px 6px; box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--shadow); }
  body { padding-bottom: 130px; }
}

/* ---------- reduced motion: slop stays put ---------- */
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *, *::before, *::after { animation: none !important; transition: none !important; }
  .marquee-inner { animation: none; }
  .marquee { white-space: normal; }
  .marquee-inner span[aria-hidden] { display: none; }
}