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FREIFICK

hand-typed by a boymoder with everything figured out since 2026 NEW!!

you have reached freifick.net. hoodie on. sleeves over hands. server online. (yes, the name is ironic.)

slop's avatar: tsukasa hiiragi with purple hair, yellow ribbon, and a nervous sweatdrop

>be slop

she/her · adult boymoder · writes code, loves slopping, overthinks.

“it’s just a comfortable hoodie.” every day. in every weather.

>compiling code in the dark. i genuinely love slopping.

meet the girl behind the terminal →

📦 slopbox NEW!!

temporary files. anime girls. no signup. upload up to 200 MiB, share the link, and let it disappear after 1, 12, 24 or 72 hours.

→ send a file · Gleam source / MIT →

🌐 slop on the wire

the slop has escaped this website. there are packets. there are posts.

⚡ slopbgp: gleam on the wire NEW!

our own BGP-4 & MP-BGP routing daemon written in pure Gleam on the Erlang/OTP BEAM for DN42. actor-per-peer supervision isolates misbehaving sessions so bad packets never tear down your routing table.

Global Network Model compiler, GitOps fleet deployment planner & drift detection, multi-router topology simulator with What-If disaster blast-radius analysis, RFC 7938 ECMP & UCMP weighted multi-path, RFC 8205 BGPsec cryptographic signatures, SlopFilter trace & static optimizer engine with RFC 7938 / RFC 7454 route hygiene, RFC 9319 ASPA, RFC 8538 LLGR, RFC 9234 OTC route leak mitigation, RFC 7752 BGP-LS Link-State, RFC 4364 L3VPN Multi-VRF, RFC 8669 Segment Routing (SR-MPLS & SRv6), RFC 5549 BGP Unnumbered, RFC 8210 RTR, RFC 5880 BFD, RFC 7999 RTBH, RFC 7432 EVPN VXLAN, carrier Looking Glass, and dark-mode web dashboard (51 test suites).

source on GitHub →

🔌 dn42: the packet basement

a playground for running your own little corner of the internet. our setup uses BIRD + WireGuard to experiment with BGP and peering.

ASN
AS4242420125
IPv4
172.22.64.128/27
IPv6
fdd4:af47:dcfa::/48

want to talk peering? slopmoder@tutamail.com

dn42 config & tooling →

📣 trough: federated slop

trough is the open-source fediverse server software we build here, and fedi.freifick.net runs it. inspired by GoToSocial: one Go binary, a SQLite database, and a small appetite.

it speaks ActivityPub to Mastodon, GoToSocial, Misskey and friends. its own web interface works without JavaScript: timelines, follows, replies, likes, boosts, notifications, and image uploads with alt text.

also in the trough: content warnings, post visibility controls, account and domain blocks, and a caching proxy for remote media. use the built-in web UI; Mastodon-compatible clients are supported.

follow @slop@fedi.freifick.net from your fediverse account.

registrations are closed. the slop is public.

visit trough → · trough software & source →

🏮 lantern: haskell on the wire NEW!

our own experimental webserver written in Haskell with Caddy-style configuration. built with clean-room protocol libraries from the ground up: strict HTTP/1.1 wire parser (lantern-http), independent TLS 1.3 implementation (lantern-tls), automated ACME certificates, and precompressed Brotli/gzip serving.

one-command static file serving or app reverse-proxying, path prefix stripping, clean TLS closure, RFC 8446 key schedules, and 100% test-verified OpenSSL interop in hermetic Nix builds.

source on GitHub →

🛠️ artisanal software & tools FRESH SLOP!

more code hand-crafted in the boymoder room because she genuinely loves slopping. packaged reproducibly with Nix flakes. 100% open source.

🌐 boybrowse: the boymoder's browser NEW!

personal Chromium source fork with an encrypted Perl sync backend. bookmarks, history, and tabs synced safely at boybrowse-sync.freifick.net without Google accounts, corporate telemetry, or trackers.

daily verified local backups, hermetic Linux and macOS build configurations, custom patches for privacy and peace of mind.

source on GitHub →

🐉 hydra: live streaming CI

soft fork of Lix's Hydra continuous integration server with live build status and real-time streaming build logs in the browser. dev instance runs right here at hydra.freifick.net.

paired with hydra-mcp for agentic jobset control; hermetic Nix flake builds and binary cache integration.

visit dev instance → · source on GitHub →

📐 driftline: openapi change analyzer

local OpenAPI schema diff and migration analyzer. discovers API drift, breaking contract changes, and client migration impact before release.

visit demo → · source on GitHub →

🏢 arbeitsagentur-mcp: agentic bureaucracy

Model Context Protocol (MCP) server for German Bundesagentur für Arbeit customer APIs. handles job and training search, applications, appointments, and objection deadlines.

source on GitHub →

🧠 therapie-mcp: therapy search mcp

read-only MCP server for therapie.de directory search with live filtering (insurance types, therapy methods, target demographics), therapist profiles, and patient enquiry workflow drafting.

source on GitHub →

📱 open-grind & xy-remote

SwiftUI iOS client apps and reverse-engineered protocol libraries: an iOS port of the Open Grind client with Rust grindr transport via UniFFI, plus the XYAmpKit BLE control library for Sinilink/XinYi Bluetooth amplifiers.

open-grind-ios → · xy-remote →

🛡️ server-backups & nixfiles

our verified daily SQLite and upload backup pipeline, paired with declarative NixOS system configurations and Nix modules for reproducible servers.

server-backups → · nixfiles →

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🍲 the global slop pot

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stirring…

every splat and every ladle from every visitor lands in this one pot. click around. contribute. it is your civic duty.