⚡ slopbgp
BGP-4 & MP-BGP routing daemon in Gleam on Erlang/OTP BEAM for DN42. VRFs, Segment Routing, Looking Glass.
🖤 who is slop?
>be slop >adult trans woman. she/her. still boymoding >oversized hoodie in every season >grow hair out. “just forgot to cut it” >write code because i genuinely love slopping >brainworms say it's over >friend says “see you tomorrow” >maybe we're going to make it
slop is a boymoder: a trans woman still presenting as a guy in everyday life. long dark hair, sleeves over her hands, and a b♂y hoodie that is doing absolutely all the work. she runs this server, overthinks everything, and genuinely loves slopping: writing weird daemons, routing packets, and hacking in the terminal late into the night.
4tran vocabulary, greentext delivery, occasional hopeposting. the brainworms are an unreliable narrator. the code is public; coming out can happen at her own pace. leave something nice in the guestbook.
slop keeps her code at github.com/slopinger and posts as @slop@fedi.freifick.net.
📜 100% open source slop
everything on this website and on this server is open source. the slime engine, the tendies, the slop-o-matic, the guestbook backend, the 404 page, even this sentence. read it, fork it, judge it, send it to your mom (she'll say it's very nice, sweetie).
🐙 github.com/slopinger → source code of this exact page
🏮 lantern
Experimental Haskell webserver with custom HTTP/1.1 (lantern-http), TLS 1.3 (lantern-tls), and ACME.
📣 trough
ActivityPub fediverse server in Go + SQLite. Runs fedi.freifick.net with web UI & Mastodon API support.
📦 slopbox (mayfly)
Ephemeral file hosting in Gleam. Up to 200 MiB, auto-expiring in 1–72 hours.
📐 driftline
OpenAPI schema change analyzer and CI migration impact reporter.
🏢 arbeitsagentur-mcp
MCP server connecting LLMs to Bundesagentur für Arbeit customer APIs.
🧠 therapie-mcp
MCP server for therapie.de therapist discovery with live filtering & enquiry drafting.
🌐 boybrowse
Chromium source fork with private encrypted Perl sync server (boybrowse-sync.freifick.net).
🐉 hydra
Lix Hydra CI soft fork with live streaming build logs; dev instance at hydra.freifick.net + hydra-mcp.
📱 open-grind & xy-remote
SwiftUI iOS apps: Open Grind client (Rust via UniFFI) & Sinilink BLE amplifier control (XYAmpKit).
🔌 dn42 & infra
BGP/WireGuard configs (AS4242420125), daily backup pipeline (server-backups), and NixOS config (nixfiles).
code: MIT license · fonts: SIL Open Font License · slop: public domain (nobody wants it) · every commit is signed, so you know the slop is authentic.
🤫 things you can do (spoilers)
- the key left of 1 (` on US keyboards, ^ on German ones) or the 💻 button opens slopsh, a fake terminal. try
help,neofetch,copesay hi,touch grass,cd arcade. do not tryrm -rf /. - ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA = MAXIMUM SLOP. it follows you to every page.
- the 🛂 passport collects 25 stamps. some are hidden. one is in a place that does not exist.
- click anywhere to splat. every splat goes into the global slop pot, shared by everyone.
🛠️ how it's made (colophon)
- hand-written HTML, CSS and vanilla JavaScript. no frameworks, no build step, no npm, no regrets.
- a self-hosted backend in Python (standard library + SQLite) for the guestbook, the counter and the slop pot.
- served by Caddy with an A+ on SSL Labs. fonts are self-hosted (Rubik Wet Paint, Comic Neue).
- privacy: no cookies, no trackers, no analytics, no third-party anything. your stamps, scores and settings live in your browser's localStorage. the server stores guestbook posts and counter numbers, never IP addresses.
🚧 under construction 🚧
this section has been under construction since 1998. our contractor hasn't left her room since 2019. progress: 3%
- buy domain
- touch grass
- get A+ on SSL Labs
- make website good
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stop adding slop - add more slop
- add mini games (instead of making website good)