🕹️ THE SLOP ARCADE 🕹️insert 0 coins · high scores stored on ur own computer, like a caveman
NEW: Bloon Assembly ↗ · balloon defense in handwritten WebAssembly assembly. Development build; BTD6 features are in progress.
🔔 whack-a-ping
slop's discord server (3 bots and a guy) will not stop pinging. bonk the pings back into the void before they wake mom. do not bonk the tendies. (the pings consented to this. they're bots.)
score: 0 · time: 20s · best: 0
🪽 flappy slop
slop is taking the scenic route outside. she attached wings to her hoodie. slop does not know how wings work. click, tap or press space to flap between the pillars of cope, and whatever you do, do not touch the grass.
pillars passed: 0 · best: 0 · rage quits: 0
🍗 catch the tendies
snacks are falling into the room again. catch the tendies in the tupperware. dodge the grass, the sunlight, the salad and the phone calls: slop has standards. move with the mouse, your finger, or ← →.
tendies caught: 0 · best: 0
🧠 slop memory
find the matching pairs. a classic game of skill, memory, and touching sticky cards. slop's record is 4 moves (she looked it up on a wiki).
moves: 0 · pairs: 0/8 · best: –