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🛏️ slop's room

knock first. the good hoodie is on the chair. mind the cables. we can open the blinds a little.

🍗 bring slop tendies

this is slop. slop has not left this chair since tuesday. slop is hungry. please do not bring slop more than 12 tendies. (please bring slop more than 12 tendies.)

oh. hi.

tendies served (by you): 0 · food comas: 0

🔮 slop's daily brainworm forecast

one forecast per day, the same for everyone on earth. updated at midnight UTC (slop is awake for it). scientifically accurate (not).

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🥠 the cope oracle

we ordered takeout again. the fortune cookies are under the desk now. each one contains a fortune. most of them are a bit sticky. every fortune has a number, so you can send it to a friend (or an enemy).

click the cookie. it wants to be cracked.