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🎈 Bloon Assembly

the grass is under attack. an assembly-powered balloon defense game built in handwritten WebAssembly. finish campaign rounds to earn passport stamps.

Development build · BTD6 feature parity is the target. This build features six partial towers with named early upgrades (dart tiers 1–3, others 1–2), physical projectile travel and pierce, the first 40 standard rounds, and a balloon sandbox; full BTD6 features are in active development. View WAT source ↗

CASH$650
LIVES150
ROUND0 / 40
POPS0
PREPARE YOUR DEFENSE
ALL GAME RULES RUN IN WEBASSEMBLY No balloons on the field
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01 / HOW TO PLAY

Build. Pop. Repeat.

Spend cash on towers beside the track, then send the next wave. Add camo detection before round 24 and lead damage before round 28. Popped layers pay for upgrades. Select a placed tower to choose upgrades along two of its three paths, or sell it for 70% of your investment. This build supports dart tiers 1–3 and tiers 1–2 for the other towers.

1–6 select · SPACE send wave / pause · ESC cancel

02 / KNOW YOUR BALLOONS

They have layers.

Balloons shed layers and split into children. Black resists bombs, white resists ice, and lead resists sharp shots. Camo needs detection; regrow recovers layers. Try all 17 types and fortified variants in the sandbox.

03 / UNDER THE HOOD

Handwritten assembly.

Movement, targeting, damage, cash and placement run inside a Wasm module assembled from readable WAT source. Canvas draws the results. No account, no install, no server simulation.